she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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