its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just high enough for therapy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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