There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just high enough for therapy.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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