just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
ttyl tear gas
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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