No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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