You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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