mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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