This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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