Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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