You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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