She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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