Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you win again, gameday.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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