Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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