Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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