ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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