On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just google imaged poop.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
So. Much. Porn.
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