it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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