my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
