You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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