just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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