i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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