My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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