I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
