tell your sister to shave her snatch
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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