I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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