last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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