Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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