But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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