to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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