Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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