why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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