No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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