i just wanna soil my oats bro
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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