just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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