I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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