he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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