And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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