Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My vagina just clenched in fear
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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