Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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