I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Buhtt sex?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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