This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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