plz talk dirty to me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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