I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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