I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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