Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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