last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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