He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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