Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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