what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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