i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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